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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Sweater"

Original Song Title:

"Stormy Weather"

Original Performer:

Lena Horne

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Sweater"

Parody Written by:

Warren Baker

The Lyrics

Want to buy
Crocheted Santa, sleigh design
Christmas sweater.
Want it red and white
With some pleather.
I’ll wear it all the time

See me wear
Clothes that cheer old folks everywhere
Christmas sweater
Maybe sew on small elves
Dressed in leather
I'll wear with smile and pride
With pride
Display this art, won't hide.

Any other day
It’s jeans, long sleeves so spiffy
People, they will say
“That sweater look is iffy.”
Heard them pray today
For bolt from sky to hit me
Why can’t these folks just adore?

I’m so fond
Lights in fabric will blink on
Christmas sweater
Lights up sky at night
Knitted treasure
More watts than sun, bright shine
Your eyes might roast, could blind

I walk around
Flaunting wardrobe so fab
Some call me clown
But it won’t make me sad
Wait, what’s that sound?
Is that Santa, rotund lad?

There's jolly man chuckling
He's so dazzling
Makes me glad!

Love, love, love, love
He’s simple-lee just the best,

Gift I wear
Old Saint Nick has answered prayer
Christmas sweater
And in box I found
Lovely letter
“Don’t let’em steal your shine.
At Merry Christmas time.”

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
A good seasonal concept...see them all over the talk shows these days
WarrenB - December 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW. Everyone should have at least one seasonally overdone sweater.
John Barry - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Sweatin' to the oldies. Well knitted take-off.
WarrenB - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks every sew, JohnB.
XmasSweaterGirl - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Love those cozy XmasSweaters, Sir . . I wear mine fuzy with a leather belt !

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