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Song Parodies -> "I Do Heave"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe"

Original Performer:

LeeAnn Rimes & various others

Parody Song Title:

"I Do Heave"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I Do Heave
Up every drop of alcohol
It stains my clothes

I Do Heave
And lean against the shower wall
It burns my nose

I Do Heave
All I ingested yesterday
It's pink and green
With chunks of gray
I Do Heave, Oh, I Do Heave..

I Do Heave
Here with my head
In this commode...
In my bathroom

I believe
While sweating red
It will explode...
And just go Boom!

From now on
Should I consider getting high
I'll shout, "Good Grief!
I'd rather Die!"
'Cause I know why,
I Do Heave!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Let that be a lesson to you, young man!! Here's 555mg of painkiller to get you over it.
John Barry - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
What you heave has more gray matter than a certain voter.
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks K and J...and clever commenting
pickle - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Billy Connolly said on one of the Secret Policeman's Ball films that whatever you've eaten before it all comes up, there's always some diced carrots in there. Even when you haven't had any! Good parody at a time when a bug's been affecting a lot of us here.
AFW - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pickle..I guess it could be adapted to the flu, too

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