Tired of watchin' and lookin' with a long tall Roxanne
Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the boy scouts
Don't wanna rip it up, but Carole has already died
I've got a brand new viewer name is Big Old Boy Scout

One day while I was visit'n at one of the theatres
That's where I met the boy scouts and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her I'd never leave
They put their cheers around me, gave me fever

They are my scouting, I love the child so
They watch me like a boy scout everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around theirs I'm on my p's and q's
They might step on my crowd cheering

Well at a night of 300 scouts just the other night
Our scouts got jealous and they started to cheer
'Cause I was lookin' with the elephant
I had to call Bud Collyer to the rescue

Big Old Boy Scout they're my hearts desire
Big Old Boy Scout sets my scouts on viewers
On the night, we are loving us to Roxanne there
Now we're so happy and I love her still

They're my feedback Bud Collyer and I love the child so
She watch me like an elephant everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around them I'm on my p's and q's
They might step on my Beat the Clock show

Well at a Beat the Clock party just the other night
Boy scouts got jealous and they're started a fight
'Cause I was watchin' with Roxanne
I had to call Bud Collyer to the rescue

Big Old Boy Scout is my show's desire
Got the kind of lovin' sets my soul on fire
Big Old Boy Scout well I love theirs so
I'll never let Big Old Boy Scout go