-> "I'm Just a Guy Who Works at Chipotle"
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"I'm Just a Guy Who Works at Chipotle"
I'm just a guy who works at Chipotle
Cheese, lettuce, chili, till the President deports me
Everyone's concerned 'bout the latest headlines
Our stock's dropping, I see it's in dramatic decline
I'm not sure, but
We shall see
I'll be wearing E. coli-free
Latex gloves while I feed you crappy meat
Well I told my manager and head chef too
Just exactly what we oughta do:
"Boil these pig intestines in industrial lye,
And then chop 'em up, bleach 'em, and they're ready to fry!"
"Well, that's absurd,"
He says to me,
"Wash your a**hole and when you sneeze
Check your gloves for a green-cheese snot disease."
Boston and Seattle had to close locations
Had to check all workers for their immunizations
Norovirus burns your intestinal tract
You'll be hitting the pot, in seven minutes you're back
Taking drugs while they read for finals week
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