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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just a Guy Who Works at Chipotle"

Original Song Title:

"Bony Moronie"

Original Performer:

Larry Williams

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just a Guy Who Works at Chipotle"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Have you heard the news? There's upchuckin' tonight!
I'm just a guy who works at Chipotle
(Saxophone riff)
Cheese, lettuce, chili, till the President deports me
(Saxophone riff)
Everyone's concerned 'bout the latest headlines
(Saxophone riff)
Our stock's dropping, I see it's in dramatic decline
(Saxophone riff)

I'm not sure, but
We shall see
I'll be wearing E. coli-free
Latex gloves while I feed you crappy meat
(Saxophone riff)

Well I told my manager and head chef too
Just exactly what we oughta do:
"Boil these pig intestines in industrial lye,
And then chop 'em up, bleach 'em, and they're ready to fry!"

"Well, that's absurd,"
He says to me,
"Wash your a**hole and when you sneeze
Check your gloves for a green-cheese snot disease."

Boston and Seattle had to close locations
Had to check all workers for their immunizations
Norovirus burns your intestinal tract
You'll be hitting the pot, in seven minutes you're back

Eighty guys
From B.C.
Nacho-vomiting projectilely
Taking drugs while they read for finals week
┬ęBob "Chipotle Is Spanish For I Gotta" Gomez 2015

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Pacing: 3.7
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Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - December 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I was surprised by the E Coli news. I like Chipotle, but even here in Cali my local restaurant was closed the next day. Don't know if they are back open or not. There's an El Pollo Loco nearby! 555!
Bob Gomez - December 11, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob. I passed by a Chipotle at lunchtime today. Two brave souls.

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