-> "Francis"
Original Song Title:
"Judas"
Parody Song Title:
"Francis"
The Lyrics
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
VICAR (OF GOD)!!!
When it came to voting, they agreed
Italian from Argentina fills need
Conservative. Yet retains the Latin gain
From Buenos Aires, to Holy See
Papal renown, is fame bound, (white) gown
Crossed keys with pointy crown, keys with pointy crown
[Chorus]
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
VICAR (OF GOD)!!!
They couldn’t have picked him so wisely
Self-effacing manner- best candidate
Amazing he made it to the “short list”
Latin America this time, no debate
Papal renown, is fame bound, (white) gown
Crossed keys with pointy crown, keys with pointy crown
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
VICAR (OF GOD)!!!
[Bridge]
To the Vatican- makes sense,
Receives total acceptance
Cares for poor, prays for the best, follows Divine
But in the secretive sense
Knows not the corruption depth
Spirit of Antichrist contempt,
Tyranna Group still bides it time
Swiss Guards protect you,
But evil still dwells far away from view
Holy See lacks virtue,
Darkness is the destroyer they cling to
And bow to
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
He’s just a Holy Tool, the Curia still rules
Try reforming the Church, Francis, Bless Thee
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Smo-o-o-oke (white)
[“Habemus papam”]
“We have a pope,” Francis
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
Pontiff
Francis!
VICAR (OF GOD)!!!
HE WON’T LAST LONG…
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Overall Rating: | 4.6 | |
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