-> "Super Fighter II (Revised Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Super Lover"
Parody Song Title:
"Super Fighter II (Revised Version)"
The Lyrics
Whoa, whoa, whoa, future super fighter
German Luftwaffe jewel
EMLB with two-man crew
Cellular steel, titan-vanadium too
Amazing what this craft will do
Mach 6 and up
Enemies notice how fast it closes, it‘s…
Hypersonic stuff!
Survival slim, weapons tough
“Spitter cannon‘s” rough
Frangible ammo, twin bomb bays
Bundles wrapped up, drop free
Then split up… seeking!
Guidance warhead leading!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
Time for the aerial show -down
F-25 Vulture's mean
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, wreckage blows!
Too vulnerable and too slow!!!
Russian Sukhoi perfection
Got Greyhound’s attention
FSWs and plasma stealth feat,
Berkut is the one to beat
No match for super fighter!
Swinging pylons, missiles leap,
Greyhound rear-defense suite
Conical EMP shower
Tough blow
Sukhoi cowers
Loses power
Situation dire
Glass cockpit's on fire!
Egress desire!
Escorts for Dornier bomber
Climbs much higher,
Transatmospheric, ASAT killer
Greyhounds must protect her,
AMB in bomb bay, base non-return
Immune to radar,
SAT destroyer
Maglock mines then blow
In LEO loiter,
Waiting for ASTRA to show
Space platform approaches, glows
Greyhounds rise up
Space swarmers enabled, on their way
EOIR sweeps dark, finds you
Multi-spectral marked, in view
ASTRA has no clue
Blind downward view
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for cosmic show-down
Boron built stealth machine
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, wreckage blows!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
Greyhounds attack!
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
No turning back!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for a global show-down
East and West stealth machines
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- they’re “seen”
Then down they go, beaten foes!!!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
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