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Song Parodies -> "Super Fighter"
Original Song Title:
"Super Lover"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"Super Fighter"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Other than the EADS Mako trainer/light attack aircraft and proposals for a new Sanger II spacecraft, Germany has not built its first indigenous combat air superiority fighter independent of Europe/NATO. An EADs engineer once remarked on the future of German tech and some ideas they had about future combat and what I have done is put all that tech into a machine with the designation of EADS 601 Windhund (Greyhound). This is an actual future project along with their Black 20 program, but I mixed all the ideas into 1 craft.. In this scenario, the Greyhounds are fighting future US F-whatever stealth craft and the Russian Su-47 Berkut as operational. in addition, I added the covert TR-3B ASTRA space weapons platform and future Dornier transatmospheric bombers armed with AMBs (Anti-Matter Bombs). Dornier is building transports but has ideas for spacecraft so I thought that would be interesting if they resumed their WW2 role. So what I present is hypothetical but based on real tech developing and real projects.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, future super fighter
Pure German EADS jewel
EMLB with 2 man crew
Cellular steel, titan-vanadium too
Amazing what this craft will do
Mach 6 and up
Enemies notice how fast it closes, it‘s…
Hypersonic stuff!
Survival slim, weapons tough
“Spitter cannon‘s” rough
Frangible ammo, twin bomb bays
Bundles wrapped up, drop free
Then split up… seeking!
Guidance warhead leading!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
Future F-Fighter stealth mean
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, oh, oh, no!!!
Too vulnerable, too slow!!!
Russian Sukhoi perfection
Got Greyhound’s attention
FSWs and plasma stealth feat,
Berkut is the one to beat
Here comes the super fighter!
Swinging pylons, missiles leap,
Greyhound rear-defense suite
Conical EMP shower
Tough blow
Sukhoi cowers
Loses power
Situation dire
Glass cockpit on fire!
Escort for Dornier bomber
Climbs much higher,
Transatmospheric, ASAT killer
Greyhounds must protect her,
AMB in bomb bay, watch land mass burn
Immune to radar,
SAT destroyer
Maglock mines then blow
In LEO loiter,
Waiting for ASTRA to show
Space platform glows
Greyhounds rise up
Space swarmers enabled, on their way
EOIR sweeps dark, on you,
Multi-spectral mark, on you.
ASTRA has no clue
No downward view
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
Boron built stealth machine
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, oh, oh, no!!!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
Greyhounds attack!
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
No turning back!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
East and West stealth machines
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- they’re “seen”
Then down they go, oh, oh, no!!!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Pure German EADS jewel
EMLB with 2 man crew
Cellular steel, titan-vanadium too
Amazing what this craft will do
Mach 6 and up
Enemies notice how fast it closes, it‘s…
Hypersonic stuff!
Survival slim, weapons tough
“Spitter cannon‘s” rough
Frangible ammo, twin bomb bays
Bundles wrapped up, drop free
Then split up… seeking!
Guidance warhead leading!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
Future F-Fighter stealth mean
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, oh, oh, no!!!
Too vulnerable, too slow!!!
Russian Sukhoi perfection
Got Greyhound’s attention
FSWs and plasma stealth feat,
Berkut is the one to beat
Here comes the super fighter!
Swinging pylons, missiles leap,
Greyhound rear-defense suite
Conical EMP shower
Tough blow
Sukhoi cowers
Loses power
Situation dire
Glass cockpit on fire!
Escort for Dornier bomber
Climbs much higher,
Transatmospheric, ASAT killer
Greyhounds must protect her,
AMB in bomb bay, watch land mass burn
Immune to radar,
SAT destroyer
Maglock mines then blow
In LEO loiter,
Waiting for ASTRA to show
Space platform glows
Greyhounds rise up
Space swarmers enabled, on their way
EOIR sweeps dark, on you,
Multi-spectral mark, on you.
ASTRA has no clue
No downward view
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
Boron built stealth machine
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- it’s “seen”
Then down it goes, oh, oh, no!!!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Whoa, whoa, whoa future super fighter
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
Greyhounds attack!
Slay, slay, slay
Must rule the world
Must rule the world
No turning back!
Greyhounds inbound, enemies show up
It's time for the show-oh-oh down
East and West stealth machines
Belt radar, imbedded sensors- they’re “seen”
Then down they go, oh, oh, no!!!
601 designation,
Rising to the occasion,
Extremely hard to defeat,
Engineering feat
The German future fighter!
History repeats,
German aces take the lead
In their future super fighter!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Whoa, whoa, whoa future SUPER FIGHTER!
Notes: EMLB (Electo-Magnetic Lifting Body), "Spitter Cannon"= cannon that fires frangible ammo, Bundles wrapped= splinter munitions, Future F-fighter= F-24/25, Belt radar= 360o coverage, FSWs= Forward Swept Wings, Berkut means Golden Eagle in Russian for Su-47 FIRKIN, EMP shower = ElectroMagnetic Pulse detonations, ASAT= Anti-SATellite, AMB= Anti-Matter Bomb, LEO= Low Earth Orbit, ASTRA is TR-3B Advanced STrategic Reconnaisance Aircraft, EOIR= Electro-Optical Infra red...
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I apologize to those of you who do not speak miltech b/c this parody is tech-heavy. I should ahve went with a parody dealing with the MiG-35, Flanker family, or the Eurocanards instead. The tech exists, but I combined everything into one craft and most people don't know anything about the Su-47 or TR-3B ASTRA or the weapons & systems listed. Sorry :(
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