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Song Parodies -> "Sister Mary Paula"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Marmalade"
(MP3)Original Performer:
LaBelle
Parody Song Title:
"Sister Mary Paula"
Parody Written by:
Giblet O'sarcasm
The Lyrics
Memories of 2nd Grade
Please, Sister, No, Sister, Don't, Sister, Don't, Sister
Please, Sister, No, Sister, Don't, Sister, Don't, Sister
That frustrated nun who taught my second grade
Tried to wreck my self-esteem
She said, "You don't fit in,
You'll be my punching bag then!"
CHORUS: Itchin', itchin' all day long now
To take her hangups out on me, yeah
Wants me in an institution
Sister Mary Paula
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
Used fantasy to help survive that class
Escaping each night through books in my room
Didn't want to talk yet
I preferred to forget
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
(MUSICAL BRIDGE)
No, No, Nooooooo!
Mom figured out what was going on
Took me right out of that school
Saw a pediatric shrink
Seven years, I think
Now, Now, Now
I've since recovered and life is fine
Doors opening one by one
If this song was any use
Surviving abuse
Well, Well, Well!
CHORUS 2: Itchin', itchin, all day long now
To take her hangups out on me
I escaped her institution
Sister Mary Paula
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
Please, Sister, No, Sister, Don't, Sister, Don't, Sister
That frustrated nun who taught my second grade
Tried to wreck my self-esteem
She said, "You don't fit in,
You'll be my punching bag then!"
CHORUS: Itchin', itchin' all day long now
To take her hangups out on me, yeah
Wants me in an institution
Sister Mary Paula
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
Used fantasy to help survive that class
Escaping each night through books in my room
Didn't want to talk yet
I preferred to forget
CHORUS: (REPEAT)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
(MUSICAL BRIDGE)
No, No, Nooooooo!
Mom figured out what was going on
Took me right out of that school
Saw a pediatric shrink
Seven years, I think
Now, Now, Now
I've since recovered and life is fine
Doors opening one by one
If this song was any use
Surviving abuse
Well, Well, Well!
CHORUS 2: Itchin', itchin, all day long now
To take her hangups out on me
I escaped her institution
Sister Mary Paula
"Young man, come up here for a swat!" (Say what?)
"Young man, come up here for a swat!"
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