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Song Parodies -> "Top Gear"

Original Song Title:

"Govinda"

Original Performer:

Kula Shaker

Parody Song Title:

"Top Gear"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Top Gear with Jeremy Clarkson
I watch it all day long
School's a drag and out like Alice Cooper
just put a star in a reasonably priced car
Shake my ass and it'll be Meg White

Top Gear is all better than TOWIE TOWIE is all Cockney rubbish
Bring back Basil Brush

Jeremy, James, and Richard are what you see on Dave
the home of witty banter in here Better than TOWIE cos thats pap Wishing you were the star in a exspensive car
Better make it Basil Brush

Top Gear in a nutshell
We're not kids anymore
Kids like to flick things too and throw
we're too old now for that stuff

Top Gear is hotter than hello
I should've said hell but i cant Wash me bollocks like Wookue Wash the dutchie on the other side

I just need to make these adults play with things
It's died of death and really shall F off
as should 'talk to the hand' unromantic gestures
we're too old for them and they're really shall vanish
Have they died of death no no not that way anymore

oh, oh, Top Gear

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Fack Sabbath - May 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Has anyone watched Top Gear

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