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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make It Through the Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through the Flight"

Parody Written by:

Jack Cherrix

The Lyrics

My music hobby is performing old songs (mainly 30’s through 70’s). I write funny parodies for some of them. I change the song’s serious theme to something funny but retain original lyrics and rhyme as much as possible. This one got started by changing the song theme from Help Me Make It Through the Night to Help Me Make It Through the Flight.
I’m on this airplane in the air
And I hope it doesn’t fall
And my nerves are getting thin
I see shadows on the wall

The plane keeps tilting side to side
In the early morning light
I’m not having a good time
Help me make it through the flight

(CHORUS)
I knew things were going wrong
When the captain held my hand
And I threw up on the floor
I’m really scared, I need a friend

Soon I may be dead and gone
Safely home seems out of sight
I sit here slowly getting stoned
Please help me make it through the flight

Now I’m really sad and stoned
Help me make it through the flight

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Michael Pacholek - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
This is the fourth song by the title on the site. I know, because I wrote the second -- like you, without checking to see if there was a first: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kriskristofferson2.shtml

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