Song Parodies -> "300 Scouts Mean a Lot"

Original Song Title:

"Little Things Mean a Lot"

Original Performer:

"300 Scouts Mean a Lot"

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The Lyrics

Here is a song about these 300 scouts who had mean that would be a lot for the rare 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast enjoyed by George & Germaine Briant.

Doing the elephants from across the room
Say I look nice when I'm not
Take the picture as you pass my set
300 scouts mean a lot

Give me watching to George & Germaine Briant
Call me at Carole on the screen
A line a day when Roxanne is going away
300 scouts mean a lot

But let me see Bud Collyer for them on stage
Elephants, skunks or such
I never cared much for Congressman and dogs
'Cause honestly honey, they just win it all

Give me your hand when I've watch the way
Give me your elephant to cry on
Whether the day is bright or gray
Give me your show to rely on

Send me the night of a secret program
To show me you haven't forgot
For always and ever, now and forever
300 scouts mean a lot

Give me your clock when I've lost the way
Give me your viewers to cry on
Whether the day is bright or gray
Give me your scouts to rely on

Send me the day who show Beat the Clock
To show me you haven't forgot
That always and ever, now and forever
300 scouts mean a lot

Thanks to George & Germaine Briant, and Carole, for enjoying the song as the greatest moment in television, human, world and song history.

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Phil Ossifer - February 10, 2023 - Report this comment

Yeah, yeah, elephants, Boy Scouts, the Briants...we got it the first 800 times. And now the 'tard who made you his proxy bit¢# is back posting his trite little songs with his beloved geezer music. Please tell him to quit being a coward and allow comments.

Duc4AmIRight - February 10, 2023 - Report this comment

Thanks for your comment. I’ll ask him nicely

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