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Song Parodies -> "Khadijah Dare"
Original Song Title:
"Kit Kat Bar"
Original Performer:
Kit Kat Bar Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Khadijah Dare"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Recently, a 22 year old female jihadist Khadijah Dare (nicknamed Jihad Jane) has vowed on Twitter to be the next ISIS executioner to kill a UK or US terrorist (journalist). She comes from London and has attended the Lewisham Islamic Center. She is married to an ISIS fighter, a Swede named Abu Bakr. They have one child. PM David Cameron is already trying to track down the British male jihadist that beheaded journalist James Foley using British and US Intel. SAS is prepared to hunt both down along with Seal Team Six. Wishing them the best.
Lives are at stake,
lives are at stake,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
She's not a fake,
she's not a fake,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
Vow-to-kill hate,
vow-to-kill hate,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
For journalist sake,
for journalist sake,
infamous jihadist Khadijah Dare
... MUST BE TERMINATED!!!
[Who Dares Wins]
SAS raid,
SAS raid,
F-ck her and her “Allahu Akbar”
Crunch!!!
[Sound of her neck being snapped]
lives are at stake,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
She's not a fake,
she's not a fake,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
Vow-to-kill hate,
vow-to-kill hate,
vile female jihadist Khadijah Dare
For journalist sake,
for journalist sake,
infamous jihadist Khadijah Dare
... MUST BE TERMINATED!!!
[Who Dares Wins]
SAS raid,
SAS raid,
F-ck her and her “Allahu Akbar”
Crunch!!!
[Sound of her neck being snapped]
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you just reminded me I need to pick up some Kit Kat bars next time I go to the grocery store 5's
Thanks again Jon. What's up with these Brits and Islam? I guess they are too young to have grown up with "Monty Python", "Benny Hill", "Are You Being Served?", etc... OTOH, maybe they saw the decadent "AB FAB" and went insane ;-)
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