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Song Parodies -> "The Red Star"

Original Song Title:

"Kit-Kat Bar"

Original Performer:

Kit-Kat Bar Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"The Red Star"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Borders to break,
borders to break,
surrender East Ukraine to the Red Star

More land to take,
more land to take,
surrender East Ukraine to the Red Star

West threats are fakes,
West threats are fakes,
surrender East Ukraine to the Red Star

Orders to take,
orders to take,
"Greater Russia's" Putin is the new Czar!!!

[Obama knows it and with Red Army won't spar]

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 12

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Candy Man - June 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Has the empty calories of a Kit-Kat Bar.
Patrick - June 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Short, but it gets right to the crunchy center of the matter.
Jonathan - June 23, 2014 - Report this comment
who gave this 1's? gimme a break! 5's
Rob Arndt - June 23, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick and Jon- I'll let others write about the mundane ;-)

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