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Song Parodies -> "Clerks the 3rd"

Original Song Title:

"Give It Up"

Original Performer:

King's X

Parody Song Title:

"Clerks the 3rd"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

With Kevin Smith's newest movie "Clerks III" is coming out, here is the song about the third movie of the newest View Asknewverse and "Clerks" installment.
So I watch for you, and wait till it's too late
Time was made to buy, thinking I should make a quick
Yeah, I've came to death, my thing is getting recovered
I drag to all around looking for the Quick Stop groceries

Woaooah Clerks the 3rd, Clerks the 3rd
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Woaooah Clerks the 3rd

I'm going to see the Quick Stop convenience store
What's my biggest time
I might not like what's over buying
I'm gonna buy around, until they put me shop over
I am is all I know, buy it out until it's over

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Woaooah Clerks the 3rd

Stores really is a bitch, I'm stupid, is what I'm buying
Some people buy them out, bought today and soon be dying
So live another day, that's the recovery I've watched
And if you watch our films, hang on to whatever keeps you

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Woaooah Clerks the 3rd

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Woaooah Clerks the 3rd
See "Clerks III", coming out in theaters soon.

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