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Song Parodies -> "Ann Coulter"

Original Song Title:

"Tom Dooley"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Ann Coulter"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

Throughout history
There've been many songs written about some know-it-all women
This next one tells the story of a loose cannon Ivy league graduate
arch-conservative named Ann Coulter...
If she is on television, please turn the... channel...

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

Speaking against liberals
She thinks she’s so smart
What comes out of her mouth
Smells worse than a fart

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

Ann Coulter’s platform
Publicity stunt
Hearing one of her speeches
She sounds like a stupid **** (use your imagination!)

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

CNBC show
She was pathethic
Christians were perfected Jews
Sounded anti-semetic

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
You don’t make any sense
Shut your big mouth, Ann Coulter
Your logic is so dense

Your logic is so dense
Your logic is so dense
Your logic is so dense
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2Eagle - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
I have yet to see a parody of this old song - excellent.
Mark Scotti - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great commentary...
Andria - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody! I don't want to sound like a lesbian by saying this, but I think that Ann Coulter is good-looking- but that her appearance is her only redeeming value. 5s.
Up Yours - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Coulter and Limbaugh and Fox News have all the ratings, while you traitor bigots and your dummy fishwraps are losing circulation and ratings daily. Your song is retarded.
BS - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You're the one who ought to shut up: better to close your mouth and be thought a fool than open it and remove all doubt. This song proves you are an idiot.
Tim Hall - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Looks like those last two entries have nothing better to do! LOL
Michael Pacholek - May 03, 2009 - Report this comment
The pacing was a little off, but who cares! I love it, and she deserves it! 2Eagle: This is the 16th TD parody on the site, and one of the best. I've done three, including one about a prominent Republican: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thekingstontrio15.shtml. UY: The New York Post has lost a greater percentage of its readers in the last year than the Times and the Daily News combined, so you might want to ask yourself who's the "dummy" here.
Ann Coulter beats another feminazi blind: - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
"If you're so in favor of abortion, why don't you get aborted?"
Pachael Micholek - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
The New York Post isn't a national paper like the New York Slimes, so naturally it suffers more when everybody with a lick of sense in his head abandons the Soviet Socialist Republic of New York for more sensible places like Texas and Tennessee. Meanwhile, as usual, Fox News is getting huge ratings for flouting 0messiah's failed commie administration while the Commie Nuts Network and More'o Same: Nothing But Crap are clawing at each other for dead last in the viewer ratings. Of course, Limbaugh and Coulter are also cleaning up in the radio and book publishing industries while no one reads or listens to anything by Air America (what, they're not completely off the air yet) or that 0-hooker Maureen Dowd.
Typical. - May 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Can't answer your intellectual superior when she hits you with the facts, so all you can say is "shut up." If you really believe things are going so well for you enemedia believers, why don't you buy shares in the Boston Globe before they're "shut up" for good? Ha ha ha!

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