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Song Parodies -> "Blue Water Line"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Water Line"

Original Performer:

Kingston Trio

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Water Line"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

There's lotsa' nasty toilet bowls,
And none don't need to be
For sale in stores is stuff that pours
And keeps them fresh, you see
It comes in liquid or pill form
And saves much elbow grease
I've planted my suggestion seeds,
So now, won't you buy it please...

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Drop that blue pill in your toilet
Keeps the tank real clean and fine
You won't keep it hid, you'll lift the lid
Show off Blue Water Line..

It takes away the "Sorries" and the
Worrys for us all
With each flushin' comes gushin'
Like a special at the mall
Just might be the best invention
Since sliced bread or pop up toast
Turns your stool into a pool
Like California's coast..

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Pop a little in your toidy
And the porcelain will shine
Class up bathroom turf, and booty surf
That cool Blue Water Line

Get it from Dollar dealers,
Or 'neath the grocery sign
You'll have to use a number system
Friends will think it's just divine
They'll go in there just to sit and watch
Your old Blue Water Line..

Blue Water, Blue Water, Blue Water Line
Blue Water, Blue Water. Blue Water Line
When you wanna' keep a tidy bowl,
This stuff'll work just fine
Never keep her hid, lift up the lid
Show your Blue Water Line..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
but cousin tried to give me a glass of it once telling me it was blueberry kool-aid
AFW - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Below Average Dave ( - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
He. ..we can all use a little bathroom humor now and then. . . wonder why the comments are so lite today, I guess everyone is running late--well here's mine. . .As always, spot on pacing, spot on comedy, and you earned my plunger award:)
Guy - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Just slap her in yer crapper and you'll get Blue Water Line. We painted an outhouse blue one time but it still stunk. Guess it ain't quite the same thing.

This brings to mind the toidy at work. The mens room has 2 stalls and 1 urinal. One day it was full up and one coworker was standing there with his knees crossed. Finally someone flushed the toilet and you could see the anticipation on his face. I blurted out - "The only place where a flush beats a full house". I think he tinkled in his pants a bit before he got to the drop zone.

That flush ain't beatin' the 5 aces I'm givin' ya here.
AFW - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave...and thanks, Guy..."A flush beats a full house"..that's a great line, there
MrMacphisto - November 15, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL... good job... 5-5-5

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