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Song Parodies -> "Poopity, Poopity, Pooh"
Original Song Title:
"Poopity, Doopity, Doo"
Original Performer:
Kids Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Poopity, Poopity, Pooh"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is my version of a similar kids song. For all dog lovers :)
My doggie likes to sniff first
My doggie likes to lift
My doggie squirts pee on trees
My doggie likes to piss!
My doggie likes to eat a lot
My doggie is so fit
My doggie likes to bend and squat
My doggie loves to sh-t!
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Got my plastic bags, yeah
Gross! Gotta pick up all his Doo!!!
My doggie likes to sniff first
My doggie likes to lift
My doggie squirts pee on trees
My doggie likes to piss!
My doggie likes to eat a lot
My doggie is so fit
My doggie likes to bend and squat
My doggie loves to sh-t!
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Got my plastic bags, yeah
Gross! Gotta pick up all his Doo!!!
And when he’s done
Pinched his last loaf
A pleasure it will be
My slippers fetched
My paper brought
My puppy licking me!
In the Laz-E-Boy we sleep….
My doggie likes to lift
My doggie squirts pee on trees
My doggie likes to piss!
My doggie likes to eat a lot
My doggie is so fit
My doggie likes to bend and squat
My doggie loves to sh-t!
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Got my plastic bags, yeah
Gross! Gotta pick up all his Doo!!!
My doggie likes to sniff first
My doggie likes to lift
My doggie squirts pee on trees
My doggie likes to piss!
My doggie likes to eat a lot
My doggie is so fit
My doggie likes to bend and squat
My doggie loves to sh-t!
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Poopity, Poopity, Pooh
Got my plastic bags, yeah
Gross! Gotta pick up all his Doo!!!
And when he’s done
Pinched his last loaf
A pleasure it will be
My slippers fetched
My paper brought
My puppy licking me!
In the Laz-E-Boy we sleep….
Note: This is a very simplistic parody done for fun, not numbers :)
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