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Song Parodies -> "The Naughty Connection"

Original Song Title:

"The Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit The Frog

Parody Song Title:

"The Naughty Connection"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know a girl and..her name is Delilah
She reddens my skin, outside
With tickles and teases,
Sweet pleasure, she pleases,
It stretches my smile, big and wide
If I was bold, I would hold her and kiss her,
But I'm too shy, doncha' see..
Someday we'll do it, the naughty connection
Delilah, the hammock, and me

We're both in the fourth grade at Grant element'ry
I save pennies in a jar
We meet at the bus stop
I give her a gumdrop,
She looks like a movie star..
Sometimes, could hug her,
Sometimes I could slug her,
Sometimes we both climb a tree..
Someday we'll do it, the naughty connection
Delilah, the hammock, and me

Both of us study and spell,
We love all our school days of magic..

I work her 'rithmetic, she helps me with hist'ry
Each recess, we're playing a game
On Sundays, I bike her, cuz' I really like her,
And kinda' think that she feels the same..
I pull her blonde hair, not hard, just a little
She buzzes my ear like a bee..
Someday we'll do it, the naughty connection
Delilah, the hammock, and me

Someday we'll do it, the naughty connection
Delilah, the hammock, and me

La, la la, La, la la la, La Laa, la la, La, La la laaaaaaa

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
open sesame delilah...lol
Mark Scotti - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I can just picture fooling around while a frog is playing a banjo!! LOL!!!!!
Christie Marie M - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
The OS made me sad, but the way you wrote it sounded very hilarious. Yeah, I can imagine Kermit singing that kind of song to Miss Piggy! Very touching parody, AFW! Here's 3 connections of 5's for ya!
MsBusy~B~ - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . just as they say, Sir L'Air de Farce, " blow in their ear, and they'll follow you anywhere . .
AFW - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, everyone....
Calvin and Hobbes - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Ahh, that Susie! Love throwing slushballs at her! But this icky stuff.... Hobbes says I'll understand when I'm older, but ... yuck! "Sometimes I could slug her," ok, I never paid attention in math, but for that line, whatever the highest vote is, you get it.
Tommy Turtle - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
You had no way of knowing, but you've touched a very heartfelt memory here... vacationing on a tropical island with someone very special, swinging gently in a hammock in the evening breezes, and .... our first time. Getting a little teary-eyed here. Must be that androgynous quality Mark Scotti described. 555
Invisible Boy - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I loved this. The nostalgic feelings you captured were moving (no...that wasn't me Tommy)
I did one to this OS once although I took a slightly different tack (and...to this very day I am ashamed to say I forgot to include the bridge) it's a fun song.
Tommy Turtle to IB - June 03, 2009 - Report this comment
IB: I know -- she wasn't invisible, and she was a girl -- but were you standing there, invisibly watching? Shame on you, voyeur!... kinda surprised no one's done this as a gay theme, or have they already? Connection obvious. (TT DKTOS, so won't do it.)

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