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Song Parodies -> "Fast Food Options Not Good"
Original Song Title:
"Ken-L-Ration Dog Food"
Original Performer:
Ken-L-Ration Dog Food Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Fast Food Options Not Good"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
The obesity epidemic in the US starts at an early age...
My kid's fatter than your kid
His nutrition is poor
My kid’s fatter with Super-sized rations
McDonald's right next door!
My kid's bigger than your kid
Couch potato snack whore
My kid's fatter- TV exploitation
Fast food can’t be ignored
Multi-Billion Companies push MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
"Subway Diet" is an atypical cure...
His nutrition is poor
My kid’s fatter with Super-sized rations
McDonald's right next door!
My kid's bigger than your kid
Couch potato snack whore
My kid's fatter- TV exploitation
Fast food can’t be ignored
Multi-Billion Companies push MORE, MORE, MORE!!!
"Subway Diet" is an atypical cure...
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