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Song Parodies -> "Phone Call To China"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Boat To China"

Original Performer:

Kay Kyser

Parody Song Title:

"Phone Call To China"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I took a phone call
From my yuge friend in China.
Talked on my office phone.

Promised to keep send-
Ing arms forevermore,
Keep Beijing guessing
As to which one China we're for.

I'm redefining
Our relations with Chinese,
Build three hotels of gold.

I'm gonna grab me
Some Taiwan vagina,
Enrich myself tenfold.
┬ęBob "Twat's The Name Of That Song" Gomez 2016

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Pacing: 3.9
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Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Pip - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Sarah, reading your palindrome inspired my own involuntary one: zzzzzzz. Bob, welcome to the Kollege of Musical Knowledge.
Para Salinedrome - December 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Zzzzz Bob, zzzzz. Now that's a palindrome

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