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Song Parodies -> "On A Carnival Liner"

Original Song Title:

"On A Slow Boat To China"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kay Kyser

Parody Song Title:

"On A Carnival Liner"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Ain't gonna get me on no Carnival liner
Out on that sea of foam
Intend to stay here - safe on land evermore
Let all those others
Journey on a boat with no oar

Prefer this heiny
On dry land - with my shiny
Good workin' toilet throne..
Ain't gonna get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone..

Ain't gonna' book me on a Carnival cruise ship
I'll heed that news tip that's known
The thought makes me shudder
What a fail of a sail..
Drifting and drifting
I'd be jumpin' over the rail..

Out on that ocean
Stuck with no locomotion
Could make a cry'n man groan
Ain't gonna' get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone, (even in coach class)
Yes, Sir..
I'd rather take a drone..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Al Silver - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
I understand this. I like this. OS by Frank Loesser, right? No over-explanations in italics. You're on the right track -- a student of Kay Kyser's College of Musical Knowledge. Nothing mystic or convoluted. The straight dope. All 5's.
Lifeliver - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Smoothly done; not as many belly-laughs as your sister ship. Enjoyed the cruise. This one rides lower in the water, but still worth 555
John Barry - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Your boat bash gets my vote--of fives.
AFW - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Al, LL, and John..
Rob Arndt - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Carnival has sure gone down the toilet recently. Floating cesspools. 555!
2Eagle - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Jay Leno said that Ang Lee is about to make a movie about a Carnival cruise and call it "Life of Poo".
AFW - March 22, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob..true....thanks, 2Eagle...I saw the Tonight show, when he used that joke..
Dave W. - March 23, 2013 - Report this comment
Carnival will be the butt of jokes for years to kick around....I'M THE KING OF THE..sniff,sniff.. EWE !!!..
AFW - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dave
John Lomain - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Always a good topic, I know, 5s

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