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Song Parodies -> "On A Carnival Liner"
Original Song Title:
"On A Slow Boat To China"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kay Kyser
Parody Song Title:
"On A Carnival Liner"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Ain't gonna get me on no Carnival liner
Out on that sea of foam
Intend to stay here - safe on land evermore
Let all those others
Journey on a boat with no oar
Prefer this heiny
On dry land - with my shiny
Good workin' toilet throne..
Ain't gonna get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone..
Ain't gonna' book me on a Carnival cruise ship
I'll heed that news tip that's known
The thought makes me shudder
What a fail of a sail..
Drifting and drifting
I'd be jumpin' over the rail..
Out on that ocean
Stuck with no locomotion
Could make a cry'n man groan
Ain't gonna' get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone, (even in coach class)
Yes, Sir..
I'd rather take a drone..
Out on that sea of foam
Intend to stay here - safe on land evermore
Let all those others
Journey on a boat with no oar
Prefer this heiny
On dry land - with my shiny
Good workin' toilet throne..
Ain't gonna get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone..
Ain't gonna' book me on a Carnival cruise ship
I'll heed that news tip that's known
The thought makes me shudder
What a fail of a sail..
Drifting and drifting
I'd be jumpin' over the rail..
Out on that ocean
Stuck with no locomotion
Could make a cry'n man groan
Ain't gonna' get me on no Carnival liner
I'd rather fly a drone, (even in coach class)
Yes, Sir..
I'd rather take a drone..
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I understand this. I like this. OS by Frank Loesser, right? No over-explanations in italics. You're on the right track -- a student of Kay Kyser's College of Musical Knowledge. Nothing mystic or convoluted. The straight dope. All 5's.
Smoothly done; not as many belly-laughs as your sister ship. Enjoyed the cruise. This one rides lower in the water, but still worth 555
Your boat bash gets my vote--of fives.
Thanks, Al, LL, and John..
Carnival has sure gone down the toilet recently. Floating cesspools. 555!
Jay Leno said that Ang Lee is about to make a movie about a Carnival cruise and call it "Life of Poo".
Thanks, Rob..true....thanks, 2Eagle...I saw the Tonight show, when he used that joke..
Carnival will be the butt of jokes for years to kick around....I'M THE KING OF THE..sniff,sniff.. EWE !!!..
Thanks, Dave
Always a good topic, I know, 5s
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