Is there a neighbor who wasn't bothering you?
There's some nerdy newbie who's a finer newbie too
Though he's the finer newbie you might have met
And he surfs and he surfs across internet
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
And he surfs and he surfs across internet

He was a certain newbie no one's afraid of
It's some nerdy newbie who's very smart enough
It's some nerdy newbie chatting with friends
Roaming through roaming through forums now amd then
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Roaming through roaming through forums now amd then

Even that nerdy newbie's having lots of fun
He was not really stupid and not dumb
Online and offline, e-mailing some fools
He's thinking that there are no silver rules
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
He's thinking that there are no silver rules

Is there a certain newbie whose life is all unfair?
If there is one then be very aware
No one can't handle such a newbie I've met
And he surfs and he surfs through the internet
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
Newb newb this and that and what a newb!
And he surfs and he surfs through the internet