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Song Parodies -> "Theaters"

Original Song Title:

"Daisies"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Theaters"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how movie theaters reopen from the COVID-19 pandemic.
Told them your dreams and they all started being calm
I guess you're out of your mind till it actually happens

I'm the big town
One in eight billion
Why can't it be me?

They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me up
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters

They said I'm going nowhere
Tried to count me in
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters

When did we all stop believing in magic?
Why did we put all our hopes in a box office hit?

I'm the big-shot
I'm the Hail Mary
Why can't it be me?

They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me up (Knock me up)
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters

They said I'm going nowhere
Tried to count me in
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters

Yeah
Yeah-eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh (Go to the theaters)
Yeah
Yeah-eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

I'm the big town
One in eight billion
Why can't it be me?

They told me I was out there
Tried to knock me up
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters

They said I'm going nowhere
Tried to count me in
Told those to wear face masks
Showed 'em I could watch a movie
They tell me that I'm crazy
But I'll never let 'em change me
Till they go to the theaters
Theaters, theaters
Congratulations! All theaters reopened! Cases are slowed! The end.

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