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Song Parodies -> "Tastes Like Food"

Original Song Title:

"Never Worn White"

Original Performer:

Katy Perry

Parody Song Title:

"Tastes Like Food"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song that they tasted like food.
You love apples out of me
And the food's where we could be
I've stood on the edge of love
But never took the taste
And you took my armor off
And eat it delicately
And I let my bite down
To show you what's underneath

Thank student that you were man enough to come
Answer my teacher's prayers
You asked the question
I said, "Yes", but I'm scared

'Cause I've tastes like food
But I wanna get it right
Yeah, I really wanna look with you
Yes, I've tastes like food
But I'm standing here tonight
'Cause I really wanna say, "I do"
I do

See us in sixty years with a full lunch class (I do)
Give my chicken, salad and bananas to reach our destiny (I do)
'Cause love is a minefield, let's take this walk, baby (I do)
'Cause at the end of it all, I choose you and you choose me (I do)

Thank student that you were man enough to come
Answer my teacher's prayers
You asked the question
I said, "Yes", but I'm scared

'Cause I've tastes like food
But I wanna get it right
Yeah, I really wanna look with you
Yes, I've tastes like food
But I'm standing here tonight
'Cause I really wanna say, "I do"
I do

Now let's taste with each other
Mixing all of our foods
It's so easy to surrender
When you finally find forever

Yes, I've tastes like food, yes
But I really wanna try with you

Yeah, I've tastes like food
But I wanna get it right
'Cause I really wanna say, "I do"
'Cause I do
Oh, I do, yeah, yeah

I do
YUM YUM YUM!

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