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Song Parodies -> "[Encyclopaedia] Dramatica the pitiful"

Original Song Title:

"America The Beautiful"

Original Performer:

Katharine Lee Bates

Parody Song Title:

"[Encyclopaedia] Dramatica the pitiful"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Oh,say,can you see?
That this site is full of freaks...
O pitiful among the nastiest of sites
Our asses feel thy pain
You're nothing but a bunch of blight
Stop rotting our brains!
God cried upon seeing thee
And Satan is just waitin'
Our cries he greets with glee!!

Ye shalt not find the likes of RickRoll
Or memes that cannot be said
But a site with,for and by trolls
We all hate you so
You stupid site with nasty sights
Why do you must grow?

O pitiful for users that have no social life
They'll burn your house and shoot your dog
And write on the walls with a knife!
May God have mercy on thee
For you have sinned all the sins
And somehow reached nr. 33

O pitiful 'tis thy with articles so lame
Thy crudeness level is over 9000
And yet you found some fame
Though thy still so dumb and bland
Thy death we hath set
You crappy site with numerous blight
You are the shame of the internets
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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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?? - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I never knew Kathy Bates wrote, "America, The Beautiful"
KLB - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
not beautiful your pacing time/a rambling waste, a bane...
Old Man Ribber - January 28, 2011 - Report this comment
?? - Actually, it was Katherine Zeta Bates. ;D

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