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Song Parodies -> "Trump Test For Immigrants"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kate Smith

Parody Song Title:

"Trump Test For Immigrants"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

Trump Test For Immigrants,
Brief questionnaire:
Will you hate us,
Not date us,
And remove all your dark facial hair?

Are you Muslim?
Or a fairy?
Do you own guns?
Like to bomb?

Trump Test For Immigrants:
Fly home, Imam!
Trump Test For Immigrants:
Fly home, Imam!

Trump Test For Immigrants:
Dump out your stuff!
What's this Koran?
You moron!
FBI wants you guys in the buff!

Born in Libya...
Went through Syria...
Moved to Paris...
That's your home?

Trump Test For Immigrants:
Lie prone, please, prone!
Trump Test For Immigrants:
Lie prone, please, prone!

Trump Test For Immigrants:
Bend over, please.
Check your anus--
Okay, Miss,
Here's your copies of both Ph.D.'s.

Here's your burqa--
Kind of scary--
And your iPad,
And your comb--

Trump Test For Immigrants:
Go home, peace, Om!
Trump Test For Immigrants:
Go home, peace, Om!

Trump Vets All Immigrants!
Man! That I love!
Check their passports
And ass-ports,
Feel their folds with a cold latex glove!

Check their Facebook,
And on Grindr,
Hack the History
On their phone!

Trump Vets All Immigrants!
Until they groan!
Trump Vets All Immigrants!
Sigh, moan, bleat, moan!
┬ęBob "Extreme, Extreme Parodying" Gomez 2016

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annimal - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
sorry but I'm laughing too much to leave a comment
Bob Gomez - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
On this site, all laughter is forgiven.
annimal - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
well that's good news
Ideology Inspector - August 17, 2016 - Report this comment
Let's see... Pacing perfect. Humor is in order. We are sorry to inform you that you are literate and therefore not eligible to immigrate to Trump's America. Take your 5s and get out!
Uh-oh - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
^ and take your radical Pakistani wife with you!
Patrick - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
This is brilliant. "Check their passports, and their ass-ports" is an image I can't get out of my head. I think the Hillary Clinton campaign could use this as a TV ad -- if the Trump campaign didn't beat them to it.
@Uh-oh - August 18, 2016 - Report this comment
And you better hurry back to your trailer park -- the one with the Confederate flag flying over the outhouse -- where your 13 year old wife has set your TV table with the sequined Elvis covering and fixed your dinner sandwich of bologna and American Cheese on Wonder Bread with mayo, a bag of pork rinds, and a 6 pack of suds.

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