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Song Parodies -> "Hard Pressed America(Hard Stressed America)"
Original Song Title:
"God Bless America"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kate Smith
Parody Song Title:
"Hard Pressed America(Hard Stressed America)"
Parody Written by:
Francis Scott TEA
The Lyrics
Hard Pressed America,
Land that we love
Jobs are falling,
Loans stalling,
Has our Eagle been switched to a dove
We need forceful,
Not discourse-ful
More resourceful, with cash flow
Hard Pressed America,
Give poor more dough
Hard Stressed America
Low in the ranks
Let's come on, Guys
E-con-o-mize,
Set straight Wall Street and fix up the banks
Skip composures,
Stop foreclosures,
Bail out main street, save the Grange
Hard Stressed America,
We need good change
Land that we love
Jobs are falling,
Loans stalling,
Has our Eagle been switched to a dove
We need forceful,
Not discourse-ful
More resourceful, with cash flow
Hard Pressed America,
Give poor more dough
Hard Stressed America
Low in the ranks
Let's come on, Guys
E-con-o-mize,
Set straight Wall Street and fix up the banks
Skip composures,
Stop foreclosures,
Bail out main street, save the Grange
Hard Stressed America,
We need good change
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More brilliant Tea-ology. I'd much rather be a Tea Partier than a Kool-Aid Drinker! ;D
My appreciation to Christie M. for suggesting this title, yesterday.
You're quite welcome, and thanks for writing this one, FS TEA!! Yeah, I may come up with requests every now and then. It just came to me yesterday, since the National Anthem fest went on yesterday! We're still falling into Financial Hell and only time will tell when the economy will change! Hopefully soon enough! Here's 555 parody writer bailouts for this one!
Tea-riffic!
Interesting; well written
If they stop foreclosures, how do I get back all the money my investors have lost from people who don't make their payments? .... a few ideological differences (including "bailouts" to *anyone*), but *very* well constructed. 555, and welcome to AIR!
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