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Song Parodies -> "God Bless Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"God Bless America"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kate Smith

Parody Song Title:

"God Bless Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

tallteen16

The Lyrics

This is meant to make fun of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda, not the good, God-fearing civilians of Afghanistan or the many wonderful Muslims out there.
From our caves of limestone
To our tents supreme
Let us doff our turbans
To this grand regime
Chorus
God Bless Afghanistan
Land that I love
Suicidal
Like Al-Qaeda
We will fight without fright for Allah
From the desert
To the desert
To the desert brown with sand
God bless Afghanistan my native land
God bless Afghanistan my native land

With our trusty cap-guns
And our camels dear
Let us fight Great Satan
He will soon be here

Chorus

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