I swing my bat,
Only takes a moment,
But the Pigeon's gone,
I hear a crack,
That should've been a splat,
So i know something's wrong.
Big Richie's head,
All i did was crack Richie's head.

Gray Nicholls,
Is the choice of willow that i like to swing,
During commentary,
Now Richie's seeing stars,
And his ears will ring,
Big Richie's head,
All i did was crack Richie's head,
Ohh No!!

Now
What's the deal,
The pigeon it ain't dead,
And Richie's bruise is real,
Maxy is back
So who just gave that crack
To old Richies head?