thisis my favorite

Good!

1 vote in 2 weeks total on over 25 submissions. is pretty sad. Guess it must come as a total disappointment to everyone that posts here sooner or later when they find out nobody reads these things. looks like my first day diagnosis was absolutely correct, nobody comes in here to vote, or complain or praise except the people on the authors list. I didnt write anything here for the sake of the number, or for any other rreason then it was fun, and i thought people would get a laugh and enjoy them, instead they are lost on a server with 4500 others, some very excellent work and a lot of really bad work, which nobody ever reads once its a week old. I cannot think of a single reason to post anything on this dead sea, other then i am linking it to people that are interested in things to perform locally. Such a cool site to end up as a free warehouse on a back alley in the middle of nowhere. Adios

sorry, but your stuff just ain't that good, that's why no one bothers with it

yeah thats why there is a 1-5 rating system. dontlike it rate it low. if you like it rate it high. if you dont read it you dont vote.

Hey "Dude" i just went through the authors list and guess who isnt on it? You!! Apparently even though you think my stuff isnt that good, You have none. SO why dont you warm up that massive creative mind and do something better then this one. especially since besides the all 1 guy that hits everyone, the people that voted {which you didnt} gave it 4s and 5s. i guess you know more then they do.

What I like to do is go into a bar, sit myself down, and start talking rather loudly about wonderful Me. I don't try to engage others in conversation about themselves because - screw them - I'm only there to talk about wonderful Me. I give everyone a little while to join in my scintillating conversation about wonderful Me, and if they don't, I leave, because it's obvious that they're all losers and the bar SUCKS.

I always love the "you don't write parodies so shut up about mine" comment parody authors who are full of themselves make. If your target audience is other parody authors, fine, my opinion doesn't matter, but since you've stated your preference is the public at large and not parody authors, my opinion is clearly valid. So tough. I'm with "Wonderful Me". You're a pathetic whiner. There are several parody authors here who don't comment on other parody authors work, and yet they get plenty of votes. I wonder where the problem lies.

and the 1's guy didn't even bother with this one, I'm the one who voted it all 1's after I saw your pathetic whining

* You arrived proclaiming your superior greatness over all of us, yet submitted substandard, poorly written, badly paced dreck that paled in comparison to the average parody on this site. I'm sorry if you don't like my assessment of your work, but that's an honest assessment and if you're serious about selling what you write, you need to hear that a lot more than you need to hear false praise.

* You insulted us when you didn't get straight fives and provided examples of perfect pacing to teach us what perfect pacing is. Even your "perfect example" didn't pace better than a 2 or 3.

* You tried to market your substandard parodies to us. We're not publishers, we're a group of writers. We can write our own. The one parody artist making enough money at it that he can afford to buy outside material, (namely Weird Al) doesn't accept any outside material!

* When you didn't like the ratings and comments you received, you asked the site's owner to remove them, so you could resubmit them. That told a lot of us tha you didn't want our feedback, you wanted our adoration.

* It didn't occur to magnificent wonderful you that with a lot of fresh, new, well written material for all of us busy people to find time to rate, your reruns might not be very high on our priorities lists. Less votes for you meant more insults for us. Oh joyous day for us!

* As part of your big insult throwing bye-bye hissy-fit, you took it upon yourself to inform our pathetic, inferior selves that, "nobody comes in here to vote, or complain or praise except the people on the authors list." The only person who didn't get that from the get go was you.

substandard reruns. hmm seems to be the theme of this whole site. i removed tose songs because, and since you didnt look before you shot off your mouth i changed every one of them. badly paced eh? what a pathetic loser you are. the syllabyle count and tone are virtually the same in everything i have done. And with few exceptions , your calling the 'new better written" parodies much more deserving of your quality time, it shows your concept of rhyming and following music is badly flawed. most of what i read is a 12 syllable line replaced by a 5 syllable, and ends with an E insted of an A. Oh sure that fits perfect dont it. apparently thats what you think. just go on slapping yourself on the back, and hee hawing. let me know the next wonder of Theater and Music that you produce, so i can play a horn and dance over your greatness. And i dont mean everyone in here, there is some cool stuff in this sea of awkward poorly concieved sadness in text contorted into the shape of a former hit song.

yup... you're definitely a pathetic whiner. everytime you open your mouth you sound even worse. most of what you read is a 12 syllable line replaced by a 5 syllable? whose parodies do you read? I've seen very few that even look like that. you just want to be the center of attention, and you're not worthy. sorry, that's life

to all: This Gary guy gets way too much attention! I think we should ignore him.

Oh Slay me with your Horrible neglect!

We tried ignoring him; it only makes him more hilarious. Seriously, I noticed you started looking at other parodies Gary and since you gave me a good comment I suddenly realize how talented you are. Actually I do like some of your stuff and I hope you stick around; you definitely make things more interesting.

wait til the songs come out tomorrow.

I'm pretty sure we have at times all been repulsed by Gary's attitude, had our intelligence insulted by his banal parody-writing attempts, and been wearied by his boasts and his whinings. But you know what? For what it's worth, he really knows how to inject some life into this forum. Just like cable news-talk shows have screaming guests, and the WWWF has chair-hurling bad boys - we have Gary Main. If you take him at face value, I think you'll miss the gag. Gary doesn't WRITE parody . . . Gary IS parody.

I think you're right. The damn kid stole my act!!!

Tell ya what i think. if any of you bothered to look up a minute this song is in perfect timing, phrasing and flows exactly like the original. maybe you dont think its funny, every one else i show it to does. Yet even though i had to insult you guys, ridicule your work, and damn near attack your parents on a first name basis, just to get you in this page, not one of you noticed that. ya know? if my partodies are hokey and jerky so were the originals, they just sold records, people ignored it. This song here is your definition of banal eh? I chose this particular song for a damn good reason. it IS funny, and its pacing is as good as the original lyrics. I had j hoped that some of you might have heard the original music once and noticed that. guess not. With the exception of the authors on here that know the difference, and could possibly realize your all being played like bluegills, i think this is more fun then writing this tripe. talk about an easy group of fish to land. i can get very rude crude and indifferent, its more fun to me then making people laugh. Just dont you old geezers blow an aneurism on me. just watch, in a week or 2 i will work you guys up to a steaming froth, and again it will be the same results. Until then, CYA

Hey Gary, you're stealing my act too but there is plenty of those who will bite. What did PT Barnum say? And my honest opinion of this song is that it is on cue for current events, the original tune is snappy and the idea to use it seems original to me and your song does have humor. Keep writing there buddy. The DOW just went up 5 points.

oh so you were playing us? yeah right.. whatever. you've still only got 7 votes, three more than when you started slagging everyone off... you're such a master of manipulation.

as if? i didnt have anything better to do. i think its funny. in less then 24hrs i made god knows how many people read this thread. whats funny is that you think i am serious about joke songs. And DUDE where btw is your work? I have been online working on people like you Dude, for over 8 yrs, you should come to a chatroom sometime. i will make you want to smash your pc.

by my count, 7 people additional people read this thread... wow.. you're the next PT Barnum. I bet there was a huge rush for your new parodies today. most of the posts are just me ragging on your whining

See, I told ya this little punk was just doing me. He played yas all for a bunch of suckers, just like I woulda done. But watchit punk, you ain't Andy Kaufman, and we're onto ya.