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Song Parodies -> "Begin to Begin"

Original Song Title:

"Begin the Beguine"

Original Performer:

June Knight

Parody Song Title:

"Begin to Begin"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

When we've begun to begin
We'll start to renew whatever seemed finished,
We’ll start to redo the thing that's diminished,
We’ll start to restore what seems to have been.
I'm with you once more right from Square One
It’s not such a chore to get this thing going,
The urge to resume seems to be growing
When we've begun to begin.

Repeating this task should take concentration
But not when we both start to proceed.
And there we are, building the old creation,
While no preparation
We ever need.

Creating anew, what this used to be,
Till clouds come along and the rain soaks through our new something,
And then when it’s said with disdain, "You started a dumb thing,"
We'll hear but too well, and agree.

No, we've never begun to begin!
Let this object we once possessed remain abolished.
Let it stay in our thoughts obsessed, all shiny and polished
When we've begun to begin.
Oh yes, all of the meds I just took make me fine!
My previous words were all vexed; I had depression.
So strap me in for my next electroshock session!
And I’ll suddenly know what haven I’m in
When we've begun to begin.

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Wendy Christopher - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Oh god, a day in my life... (well, maybe not the final verse..!) Laughed all the way through - brilliant twist on the original song title, skilfully executed. 555
Old Man Ribber - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment
Al - What an auspicious debut! Your skills are undeniable and you use my kind of songs. By chance, are you a long time parody writer taking your first bow on this humble stage? Not that it matters...your opening nine foreshadows more good things to come. ;D
Lifeliver - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm a big Cole Porter fan too, one of the few who could set great lyrics to his own music, and it's nice to see this stuff being reworked with impeccable technique. I couldn't quite grasp where you were going with this. The last verse suggests it's about mental illness or senility but I'm not sure. For that reason 544
Giorgio Coniglio - February 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Beautifully emulated, including, to my mind, a great "punch-line" in the final verse. So much more worthy and difficult to do than a mere MGS rehashing. GioLio
Al Silver - February 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Grazie, GioLio.

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