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Song Parodies -> "Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY
Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY

Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis
No feeling in my fingertips, incipient necrosis
If I use this stuff again, I might try out hypnosis
Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis

Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY
Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY

Because I didn't want to stick
His broken toy together
My son began to cry so quick
I told him I'd endeavour
To fix that stupid plastic thing
That cost just twenty pence
To bring the string onto the spring
You can guess how it went:

Oh! Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis
Handling that sticky stuff is nearly a neurosis
If I do it long enough - becoming a psychosis
Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis

Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY
Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY

So when the glue has stuck you up
No, please don't swear or curse
And do not let it f..ix you up
Trust me: things could be worse
With sticky fingers all stuck tight
It's funny - try and laugh
I said last night here's what I'll write
Upon my epitaph:

Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis

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Royce Miller - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
you're magical, Phil
Pat - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
How did you type...lol?
Michael Pacholek - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "I'm rubber, you're glue..." I'd add to that, but it might get Malcolm in a tizzy.
Meriadoc - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent Phil!
John Jenkins - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Phil - I enjoyed the way you replaced "um diddle diddle um diddle aye."
Widl Man - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
"hate DIY" LOL
Steven Cavanagh - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Brilliant! I think it'd be much easier to read than sing though :-)
Mike Florio - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
mr Alexander does it again! NUMBER ONE HIT RIGHT HERE!
Melhi - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad you weren't using the pneumatic nailer!
Wild Man - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol, Good one Melhi, that would not be a good prognosis!
Neo Matrix - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
One of the better parodies I've read. Not as good as mine though :P. (j/k)
Little Lion - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
5/5/5! Awesome parody!
Phil Alexander - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been away for a few days... this is such a great reception to which to return :-)

Melhi - "Pneumatic nailer"... scans better to "Hakuna Matata"- maybe something like this:
Pneumatic nailer - what a wonderful tool
Pneumatic nailer - just the name sounds cool
It means no fingers if you're playing the fool
It's the tool for free
Lobotomy
Pneumatic nailer
Melhi - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL!!!!! Great to have you back, Phil!
Spaff.com - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Only true geniuses can parody this song (he says modestly).
Spaff.com - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
...Meaning I liked it. I can't fathom how someone could give it all 1's. Sigh.
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff - reckon I must have annoyed somebody at some point: I (and quite a few others, too) went through a period where someone was getting in a 1:1:1 vote almost the instant the parodies were released - there's a few parodies about it, too. I think it had (nearly) stopped by the time you started posting. BTW, I definitely prefer your "Merry Poppystan" to this one, it has more substance to it- but this is still good for a giggle :-)
Static - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Phil you are magical man!
Lee Rasiel - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm Sick Of All Those Parodies Of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Phil Alexander - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Lee - maybe I won't bother with Superman'sonkryptoniteandlexhastakenlois, then ;-)
Katie - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
DIY does bite..... i like DDIAA (dont do it at all)
Phil Alexander - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Katie, it probably means you're not doing DIY properly: the correct way to do DIY without any danger to yourself is whenever anybody asks you to do something, you say: "Do It Yourself" ;-)
who cares what my name is - October 31, 2003 - Report this comment
did u get a degree in song parody writing or something. this is a work of art
BawkBawk - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Splendiferous! I couldn`t have put it better myself. How odd it is to read this parody and be able to like it more than the original. Mucho congrats!
Phil Alexander - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks wcwmni & BawkBawk... I guess it's something a lot of people can relate to :-)
Big D - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job; 5-5-5
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
using big words to ryme is always funny to me! "epitaph" reading parodies is a great way to increase you vocabulary. 555
martin - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Very nice :) I loved the way you worked the "Damn! Fiddle, stick a little, hate DIY" into there too - most parodists don't bother changing the 'nonsense' syllables.

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