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Song Parodies -> "I Couldn't Dance All Night"

Original Song Title:

"I Could Have Danced All Night"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (from My Fair Lady)

Parody Song Title:

"I Couldn't Dance All Night"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Yes, yes,
There was a dance contest
A marathon promoted in our town
Prize, prize,
A thousand dollar prize
I grabbed my wife, we entered,
But, I found...

I Couldn't Dance All Night
I Couldn't Dance All Night
My feet cried out, "No more!"
I couldn't spread my wings
And do a thousand things,
Just reached six eighty four..
And I sure know what made it so exciting
When I gave up, we had an awful fight
When it was half past three
I said, that's it for me..
I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, all night !

I Couldn't Dance All Night
No way, no chance I might,
So, I walked off the floor
I couldn't spread my wings,
It's hard to spread those things,
I said, "You spread, You Whore !"
She kicked my part,
Her ass, I started biting..
They called the cops, a trip downtown, our plight..
Both in a cell, we was
And it was all because,
I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, All Night !

I Couldn't Dance, Dance, Dance, All Night !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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 5   7

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alvin rhodes - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
funny twist on the OS...5s
Rick C - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This one hops right along....555
2Eagle - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very well written - 5's. I thought people quit marathon dancing after the Thirties. Did you ever see the movie "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?"? During the Thirties people were so desparate for a little money that they would enter marathon dance contests that went on for days. After it was over the winners didn't get the money they were offered, but were billed for food and board.
AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Rick ....and thanks, 2Eagle.....Yeah, not many of those old dance contests around these days...but I'm in Ohio...and once in a while some regional contest will still spring up.....and with the renewed interest in ballroom dancing, since those tv reality shows......who knows, marathons might make a comeback, too.. And yeah, I saw that old movie you mention..good one..
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Waltzed over here to give you some fives...but I fell down at the door and had to crawl in with them ~ ~ ~
AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh, heh, thanks, Paul
Johnny D - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job, AFW! You've inspired me to write "My Wood Enhanced All Night".
AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny...sounds like a good one...

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