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Song Parodies -> "My AOL Favorite Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My AOL Favorite Things"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Find a chat, Horoscopes, AOL hometown
This n' that, geeky dopes, good spots to roam 'round
Messages, instant, and TV list-ings
These are my AOL "Fav'rite Place" things

Investments, U.S. News, and Movie showtimes
Music, Portfolios, those rain or snow times
Sports scores, and Stock quotes, and Info bill-ings
More of my AOL "Fav'rite Place" things

Mail controls, Passwords, the New Member Welcome
A-I-R link where I keep up with Malcolm
Mail control, Quickstart, par-o-dee fil-ings
Tighten the gaps at my "Fav'rite Place" things

Some soft porn sites,
Night, noon, morn sites,
Par-en-tal controls..
Don't want my kids kinky, I misbehave
So I must save..
Their souls..

Buddy list, Address book, People direct'ry
Goodhearted Cyber babes, list a select three
Computer Help sites, in case mine needs slings
Chalk up more AOL "Fav'rite Place things

Sinatra lyrics, old showtunes, and classics
Dinosaurs here, more than in Park, Jurassic
Crooner words, Dino's and Sammy's, and Bing's
Squeeze into AOL "Fav'rite Place" things

White pages, blue pages, some aged to yellow
Recently mixed bowl of strawberry jello,
(oops, that's for the fridge..)
Listings to cover where my weird mood swings
Sums up my AOL "Fav'rite Plate" things

'Cept for Screen Names
Some filed keen names.
Secret mon-i-kers..
Add fun to web straying
And role playing, too
Often use mine,

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Guy - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
A-OK. Now I know where you dig up all those ancient OSes that you do so well. And a wee bit of reverse role playing seems harmless enough. You are easily amused aren't you Farce? =;-) You always do so well with this OS. I hiding some 5's in your AOL favo'rite places. Now run along and surf 'til you find those fives.
Timmy1000 - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of things to surf for and I think you got them all in this one. Very clever.
alvin - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
AOL...arf arf arfing out loud
Christie Marie M - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
AOL Rocks! I myself have an AOL account as well and had them for awhile. I may have to cancel soon because it costs money. I can chat with my friends with AIM as well. You got 555 mail!
TJC - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Dial-up'ing you some fives (may take a while!)
Fiddlegirl - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
AOL (or "Hey! Oh, Well...) done amazingly well. I'd write more but I'm about to get kicked off... :D
AFW - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...Some of the stuff I write about is pure,(or impure) fantasy..and some isn't..but I'll take the fifth on which is what...and thanks, Timmy, alvin, and Christie..Actually, I get very p.o'd at AOL a lot...but couldn't resist using this for a parody..and thanks, TJC..I see you know what I mean...and Fg...I see, you know it, too
adagio - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW, I used to get P.O.ed at AOL, but when I switched computers just did the mail part, not as weird, but weird enough. Good parody.
metaphorsbwithu - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever. Would never have thought of this is a million years. 555!
TT - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
All of the reasons why I quit AOL, although I did manage to milk the "one month free trial" for four more months, back as a noob puter user. Prefer just a plain Internet connection myself, but if it suits you, here's 555 more free hours. ... and what FG said about that stupid timer, although I suppose it's gone these days. (There were a million hacks available to defeat it.)
AFW - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, adagio, meta, and TT
blackjack21 - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Surf's up and so is this parody. 555

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