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Song Parodies -> "My Movie Gal Flings"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Movie Gal Flings"

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The Lyrics

Lured Vivien Leigh away from Clark Gable
Smooched Ginger Rogers, and pinched Betty Grable
Teased naughty Mae West, felt Jean Harlow's clings
These were a few of my movie gal flings..

Tamed Ava Gardner and Mamie Van Dooren
Marlene Dietrich, and Sophia Loren
Hugged Judy Garland, as "Trolley Song" sings
They were a few of my movie gal flings..

Bounced Sandra Dee, on my knee, she played "Gidget"
Lauren Bacall and a Bardot named Bridgette
Squeaky clean Grace Kelly done royal things
These were just some of my movie gal flings..

Rita Hayworth,
Audrey Hepburn,
Lana Turner, bad..
Fun to remember these old movie flings
The ones in my dreams,...I had

Hedy LaMarr and Elizabeth Taylor
Tan Raquel Welch, Man, how I used to nail her
Elle MacPherson, untied her thong strings..
Cool fantasies with my movie gal flings..

Mar'lyn Monroe and big busty Jane Russell
Night after night with them, in bed, I'd tussle
Snuggle with Jane Mansfield..unsnap her slings
These were a few of my movie gal flings

Anne Baxter, Jean Arthur, and Kim Basinger
Cate Blanchett, Cher, and of course, Debra Winger
Great moments in films spent with such dar-lings
All played a part in my movie gal flings..

Cyd Charisse, and
Greta Garbo,
In "Casablanca"..great couple we were
When Bogie lost her...I won!

Ursula Andress, undressed her like Bond, James
With Halle Berry, played peek-a-boo sex games
Cupid lipped Clara Bow's kissing still stings
These were a few of my movie gal flings..

"10" with Bo Derek, to me, minutes..should mean
Sharin' with Sharon Stone that leg cross good scene
For Doris Day in "Teachers Pet"...bell rings
They're on the list of my movie gal flings..

Pamela Anderson and Lynda Carter
To their low cleaveage, my eyes were a darter
Unbottled Barb'ra Eden's magic things
Gave up my heart for these movie gal flings..

Nicole Kidman,
Charlize Theron,
Liv Tyler, Pam Grier..
Blessed me with "Foxy" and "Jackie Brown" sighs
Cool ebony babe...Great rear !

Carmen Electra, shocked me with her mooning
Reese Witherspoon, or without, done great spooning
Stroked Farrah Fawcett, clipped her angel wings
Namely a few of my movie star flings

J-Lo, Beyonce, Elizabeth Hurley
Meg Ryan's orgasm fake, what a girly !
Alyssa Milano, my poor bed springs..
These were a few of my movie gal flings

Done Cam'ron Diaz, and just kept on doing
Snatched Linda Gray away from J.R. Ewing
With Jamie Lee Curtis, had happenings
These were just some of my movie gal flings

Suzanne Somers,
Kathleen Turner.
Ann-Margret...No less
In "Grumpy Old Men" she attracted me
Hers, I'd gladly be...Oh yes !

Rene Zellwegger, and Jennifer Tilly
Samantha Eggar could goosepimple Willy
Bev'rly D'Angelo's Vacation swings
These lovelies too, were my movie gal flings

Shagged Cath'rine Zeta Jones, hope Mike don't find out
Brad's Angelina Jolie bleeped my mind out
Wonderful memories each actress brings
These were a few,
More than a few,
I'd say quite a few....

Yes, they were my wonderful movie gal flings

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Dee Range - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Can't wait to see THIS movie....gonna take Casanova and Valentino to satisfy these ladies. Top notch write, AFW
John Jenkins - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
That's a time span of about 80 years - you have a lot of endurance, AFW! Particularly liked the "find out/mind out" couplet.
Rick C - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Fun and Fabulous! 555
alvin - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
man oh man (woman oh woman ?)'ve covered this subject extremely well...great job...5s plus
Kristof Robertson - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
To paraphrase Mr Gump..."Sex is lahk a box of chawklits...ya never know what you gonna git"...this was a wonderful confection. 555
AFW - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee......................Thanks, John, I'm old, but not yet, a C, some of the old er actresses, were not actually flung at their original hey day..........Thanks, Rick C.....thanks, alvin, and Kristof
2Eagle - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You have a good memory and that is quite an achievement. That makes me think of my movie guy flings - Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner, Burt Lancaster - sigh! Where did all the men go? Even Tom Hanks seems to be fading away. What's left is Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise............forget it. Oh, well - there is always the ballet.
AFW - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle...true..I only see Stars when I think of the good old days..
malcolm higgins - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
absolute SOTM here 5-5-5
AFW - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you much, Malcolm
stuart mcarthur - November 21, 2007 - Report this comment
that's an amazing encyclopedia of big screen lustablity, AFW - and some very funny gets in there, although couldya replace Renee Z with someone? anyone! - I could have used this as a resource for my "These Women I've Desired"
and extra thanks for the opportunity to shamelessly plug! ;-) 555
MrMacphisto - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice visuals here... :) 5-5-5
Guy - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I, just last night, watched most of "The Quick & the Dead" wirh Sharon Stone. She still looked good even dressed like a cowboy. And you'd be shaggin' bullets and other lethal ordnance if Mike finds out. Every one of these fine ladies could be marked as a 10 but alas your parody can only be marked a 5.
AFW - November 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, stuart..looks like I may have subconciously, and unintentionally lifted the basic theme of your original idea, here...reading yours, gave me some mind refreshment and made me realize, I missed a few of my feminine favorites, too..actually I'm not busting any testicles for Rene Z, either..but she does have a nice syllable count...and thanks, MrMac, and thanks, Guy..

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