-> "Confidential: The Secrets Of Amiright"
Original Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favourite Things"
Parody Song Title:
"Confidential: The Secrets Of Amiright"
The Lyrics
No one will read this; I'll say what I wanna
Brag that I once had a fling with Madonna
Say that I'm so rich, I've just bought Japan
This song I'm writing coz (dammit) I can!
Cher had an affair with Bobby Mc Ferrin
Do you dispute this? I'm really past carin'
I am just making it up as I go
Pacing's imperfect? My reply is "So?"
Maybe I'll make some remarks about POTUS*
Call him a joke and hope no one will notice
I know this parody's gonna get panned
Why did I bother? Coz (dammit) I can!
Wait a minute...
I've an idea...
Maybe not too bright
I think it's the right time for me to reveal...
THE SECRETS OF AMIRIGHT!!!
Merry and Pippin got married in Reno
Stuart McArthur is too fond of vino
Rick Duncan's really a Klingon, disguised
Slander's a game, so do I get a prize?
And while I'm at it, I might want to mention
Johnny D's tired of whorin' and wenchin'
Arwen and Ashkicksass want to be nuns
Philbo's a Mormon...say, isn't this fun?
John Barry's building an S&M dungeon
Airfarcewon's bankrupt; his shares started plungin'
Alvin likes watching reruns of "Love Boat"
I'm saying nuthin' 'bout Spaff and the goat...
Lawsuits pending...
Angry readers...
Jeez, I'm up the creek
I'll simply leave town, maybe book me a flight
What's "I'm on the run" in Greek?
I know this parody's getting extended
There are still folks that I haven't offended
K1's a roadie for Paula Abdul
Also a naturist...isn't that cool?
Jeff Reuben sells Avon for extra moolah
Mike Pacholek was a stripper called Beulah
Young Luke Brattoni is fond of crochet
And once he streaked down the Champs Elysee!
Claude Prez at home dresses up like P. Diddy
Paul Robinson collects Cabbage Patch Kiddies
Stray Pooch's legs are waxed eight times a year
Look at the time....maybe I'll stop right here!
All of those I've
Not insulted
Please don't feel left out
I'm sure there are secrets you're trying to hide
That I will find out about!!!
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.8 | |
How Funny: | 4.8 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.8 | |
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Total Votes: | 31 |
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