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Song Parodies -> "My Favorite (hygenic) Things"

Original Song Title:

"My Favorite Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Julie Andrews

Parody Song Title:

"My Favorite (hygenic) Things"

Parody Written by:

wildtype

The Lyrics

Feminine products are truly fantastic
Some come in Ultra, Compak, or Pearl Plastic
Made of soft cotton with little white strings,
Tampons are some of my favorite things

Options continue in every direction
Regular, Wide for Your Maximum Protection
Up through the Ultras with cool Flexi-Wings
Pads are a few of my favorite things

Then there are others-- they're good for your light flows
Work well in daytime, but not for those night flows
Shaped for thong usage or scented like springs
Liners are some of my favorite things

When the cramps strike
Hormones all spike
When I PMS
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I forget
My stress
comment please, this is my first posted parody!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Phil Alexander - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
hmm... not sure I should be commenting about, er, feminine products... {blush}


... good parody, though :-)
Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Bloody brilliant! 555
Arwen - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It's good to know, at least, that you've done your research. Can't think of anything you missed...and you made me giggle...so...5-5-5!
Kristof Robertson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What a way to start!! This is a classy effort...I will definitely be looking out for your stuff if they're as good as this 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Donīt get to giggly Arwen, you donīt wanna loose it and start to paint the town red, at least not literally. ;-)
Leo Jay - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent.
M-Dawg - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that was good you go person
Arwen - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
GROSS, Know 1!!! (but of course, now i'm giggling again!)
EmiLoca - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic...and hey! Who doesn't like Tampax? 5'd.
Serafina - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It wasn't great, but it's worthy of a 5-4-5 score.
The Thought Police - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummm---uh---O-kaaaaay........(I'll just leave the three 5's here and you can pick 'em up later!)
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Simply superb.
Meriadoc - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment
An excellent first effort!
kitkatbarr09 - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
so.....u did ur research. or do u have a sister....???.....Execelant![oops,misplelled]. I give it 555!
julielicous - July 20, 2008 - Report this comment
great, would you mind anyone using this for performance, its gold!

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