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Song Parodies -> "Personal Best Loved Objects"
Original Song Title:
"My Favorite Things"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Julie Andrews
Parody Song Title:
"Personal Best Loved Objects"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
This is a different kind of parody, which should be rather obvious.
Precipitation on flowers, small hairs on felines-
Shiny metallic pots and insulated lambskin gloves-
Tan-wrapper parcels encased with yarn-
These are some personal best-loved objects
White miniature horses and tart Mackintosh pastries-
Clappers in cylinders and a German pasta dish-
Swimming birds that soar with the glow of the earth's satellite against their alae-
These are some personal best-loved objects
Females in pale skirts with sky-colored ribbons-
Frozen rain that descends onto my olfactory organ and ocular-protective hair follicles-
Crystalloid snow times that liquidate into the vernal equinox-
These are some personal best-loved objects
At the times the canine gnarls, at the times the drone pricks my skin
At the times I am depressed
I merely recall some personal best-loved objects
Consequently, my emotional disposition has improved
Shiny metallic pots and insulated lambskin gloves-
Tan-wrapper parcels encased with yarn-
These are some personal best-loved objects
White miniature horses and tart Mackintosh pastries-
Clappers in cylinders and a German pasta dish-
Swimming birds that soar with the glow of the earth's satellite against their alae-
These are some personal best-loved objects
Females in pale skirts with sky-colored ribbons-
Frozen rain that descends onto my olfactory organ and ocular-protective hair follicles-
Crystalloid snow times that liquidate into the vernal equinox-
These are some personal best-loved objects
At the times the canine gnarls, at the times the drone pricks my skin
At the times I am depressed
I merely recall some personal best-loved objects
Consequently, my emotional disposition has improved
Copyright 1986, 2003, Agrimorfee
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Voting Breakdown
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| 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 |
User Comments
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It certainly was different. Pacing was off but that was probably unavoidable given the type of idea. IT was funny.
Really offbeat and refreshing...hard to sing I`d imagine but could be highly amusing if done well!
I like how this was purposely "mis-paced". It's the rush to keep up with all the words that adds to the humor, such as in "A Trio of Sightless Rodents". Fives!!
Happy Belated Agrimorfee Appreciation Week! I'm with Jan - the pacing is so horrible it's wonderful. This would be a fun one to hear performed.
I'm gonna vote 3 for pacing, since it seemed way off. I tried singing it but got tongue-tied. But the content of the parody was good; I'm glad you like to list your "best-loved" objects. So my vote will be 3-2-5.
I agree with kozar about the pacing, except I vote 2 for that category. However, I vote 3 for how funny.
This made me laugh out loud! Good work, A.
Agrimorfee, I can easily vote 555 for this - 5 for Funny and Overall because of the cleverness of the concept and its presentation, and a 5 for pacing because you were essentially "masking" the original lyrics' own definitions. Well done!
Yeah, but it can't easily be sung to the tune of the original. I tried to sing it but it didn't work. Also it didn't rhyme. But Johnny D, you make a good point about "masking the original lyrics' definitions"; however, the pacing was still off. So my vote will be 3-3-5.
wcamn, your point is well-taken. My own point of view here is that the parody so cleverly re-defines the original words and phrases that I'm recognizing that fact by giving it a "Lots" for Pacing, not so much for the superficial rhythm of this parody, but more for the underlying joke of it all.
Different.
I'm persuaded by Johnny D's argument regarding pacing.
yeah pacing was way off but the idea in general is pretty funny... maxing out EACH AND EVERY original word has to be fun.
Yeah, but I gave it a 5 for "overall" because of the "masking."
Hey whocaresaboutmyname, you forgot to add your vote!
Returning here a year or so later...you're right, but I had originally placed my vote on April 26, 2004...and it got wiped out two months later due to a glitch in the system. If you want, I'll put my vote back. ;)
Oops, that's wrong...it was THREE months later when the voting tally was wiped out, not two. My bad! :-[
I don't think I could do this without Google Translate! :-)
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