I like to go to Starbucks but the menu should be shorter,
Too many choices clog my brain till it's not worth a quarter,
So to solve this problem I am now a big supporter
Of using this one simple phrase each time that I order:

Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,
Say it loud and you'll sound like you know just what you mean-o,
They will understand it in Atlanta or in Reno,
Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,

(Dumb little little litle, dumb little I)
(Dumb little little litle, dumb little I)

For me making decisions is something that I really dread,
Paper - plastic, toasted - plain, on whole wheat or on white bread,
Most times my sanity is dangling by a slender thread,
Except when I buy coffee, then all that needs to be said is

Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,
Say it loud and you'll sound like you know just what you mean-o,
They will understand it in Atlanta or in Reno,
Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,

(Dumb little little litle, dumb little I)
(Dumb little little litle, dumb little I)

An alien just landed here, I was official greeter,
I was sure his first words would be: "Take me to your leader,"
But when I approached him and asked what it was he needed
I swear that this is what he told me in his Martian meter:

Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,
I came here because back at home we have no coffee bean-os,
From Mercury to Uranus, when we need caffeine-o,
It's Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,
Super grande mocha coca frappa lattee cino,

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