-> "Battle Hymn of Vladimir Putin"
Original Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Parody Song Title:
"Battle Hymn of Vladimir Putin"
The Lyrics
Mine eyes will see the glory of rebuilt U.S.S.R
I will seize the territories lost both near and very far
Crimean the peninsula was just a merely start
our troops are marching on!
Slava, slava the Red Army
War is funnier than farming
Even though we were all starving
Red Army's marching on!
I set up the dicatorship we all were used to well
Democracy? For Russians it's the thing that's straight from Hell
The Vertical of Power - yup, now that should ring the bell
my cronies are marching on!
Slava, slava, oligarchy!
Coercion and control, they are key
Economy, I'll blow a lark-ey
my cronies are marching on!
I'll set up corrupt kleptocrats on power in our lands
if the people should protest, I will treat them with heavy hand
Georgia, Byelorussia and Ukraine should understand
global bully is marching on!
Slava, slava, bribes and stealing
justice - merely weak folks squealing
Swiss accounts they keep just filling
global bully is marching on!
I will bully all my neighbours and blackmail EU with gas
should the westerners not like it, I will tell them kiss my a***
Bullies, thugs and criminals - that is our ruling class
our violence is marching on!
Slava, slava, thugs and cronies
Revive the Soviet ceremonies
even though they're one-trick ponies
our violence is marching on!
I will fill the Net with trolls and lies and blatant fake-ed news
and my agents armed with Novichok will eradicate my blues
Assassinating dissidents and blaming it on Jews -
my lies are marching on!
Slava, slava, machinations
Fake news and my fabrications
Maskirovka for all nations
my lies are marching on!
And when the war is starting, I will put the blame on West
they should really yield on my demands, and that is not a jest
I will seize Ukraine, Transnistria and Georgia and all the rest
my expansion is marching on!
Slava, slava, war on neighbours
Expanding all around and then more!
Hell, we'll start they Third World War!
my expansion is marching on!
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