Years a-go I went a-studying in the HUT
my subject where I'd graduate would be the chemistry
From basics to the bio and to thermodynamics -
I'd learn the stuff that world is made and all its building bricks

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
From basics to the bio and to thermodynamics
we study stuff that world is made and all its building bricks

We do nitration, do titration, do the syntheses
we design the paints which give the world its colour and its bliss
We build up big blast furnaces, we set up column stills
we design filter systems which will clean up all the swills

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
We build up big blast furnaces, we set up column stills
we design all the systems which will clean up all the swills

We prepare the drugs and dynamite and brew the beer and wine
we synthesize the plastics and we bake the bread and brine
From alkaloids to zymurgy we master all the stuff
'cause periodic table as it is, is not enough!

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
From alkaloids to zymurgy we master all the stuff
'cause periodic table as it is, is not enough!

A physicist and chemist went a-drinking in the bar
The beer was warm and flat and they complained it loud and far -
"The temperature of beer ain't right", said physicist, and then -
the chemist said his fellow "I'll bring liquid nitrogen!"

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
"The temperature of beer ain't right", said physicist, and then -
the chemist said his fellow "I'll bring liquid nitrogen!"

The electric engineer said chemist: "Feel attraction - you
- seem to have magnetic pull and certain voltage too -
The chemist said "My love, it's Maxwell force and that's the case
you'll bring the acid in my place and I will bring the base!

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
The chemist said "My love, it's Maxwell force and that's the case
you'll bring the acid in my place and I will bring the base!

The chemist met computer nerd and went to see his cot
the chemist brought the moonshine and the egghead brought the pot
The blinkenlights were blinking as the chemist said - you see
we have the stuff and process, let's reset the memory!

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
The blinkenlights were blinking as the chemist said - you see
we have the stuff and and chips, so let's reset the memory!

The chemist and a civil and a machine engineer
decided to found a paper mill and plan of their was sheer
"Ill build", said civil engineer, "and you'll design the plant
and machine engineer will design paper machine grand!"

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
"Ill build", said civil engineer, "and you'll design the plant
and machine engineer will design paper machine grand!"

When our time is over and our earthly race is run
finished is the process and our ticking is undone
Our bodies, let them moulder but our souls have energy
it is called kinetic gas theory!

We are, we are, we are the chemical engineers
we can, we can, we can drink up to fifty beers
Our bodies, let them moulder but our souls have energy
it is called kinetic gas theory!