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Song Parodies -> "If I Only Had a Spine"

Original Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Brain"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland and Ray Bolger

Parody Song Title:

"If I Only Had a Spine"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

This could be" The Harry Reid Theme Song",based on the song from The Wizard of Oz.
I could pass some legislation, without much hesitation
And everything’d be fine
I could push it through the Senate
Grab a vote from Hatch or Bennett
If I only had a spine
I could be somewhat specific, yes that would be terrific
And our cause I could define

With some guts you could do it
And not just muddle through it
If you only had a spine

Oh I could tell you why, we need to do much more
I’d probably not be such a wimpy bore
When I stand up to take the floor
I could voice my opposition to every fringe position
And not just mewl and whine
I could act a little stronger, be the Speaker so much longer
If I only had a spine
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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
He won, didn't he? He kept his post as Majority Leader, didn't he? He'll be able to kill all the garbage sent over by the lunatics in the House, won't he?
John Barry - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
At least he has a brain, unlike his opponent in the election.

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