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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Scary Locked Down Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Scary Locked Down Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

In context of what a rotten year 2021 has been (on the whole), I thought it rather appropriate to parody a Christmas song which also has a rather checkered origin as it was originally intended to be rather melancholy. As such, this is taken from the original version as Judy Garland first sang it more than three quarters of a century ago.
Have yourself a scary locked down Christmas;
Cower in your room.
If you took
Clot shots, you may soon meet your doom.

If you trusted in the media fools,
And believed their lies,
Next year, we
May see you dropping just like flies.

Then, next year, if you're down below,
Greet Hitler's pal Joe... Mengele.*
And some Commies—also named Joe—**
May be there also... in Hell.

Very soon, whole cities will be burning
In an awful row;
As markets implode, people will throw a cow!
So have yourself a scary locked down Christmas now.
* (Technically, the name's Josef Mengele, but "Joe" is an acceptable abbreviation.)
**(For one, Joseph Stalin a.k.a. "Uncle Joe" as our military and politicians sardonically used to refer to him during his bloody and despotic reign; and I can think of at least one other election-fixing Commie totalitarian tyrant named "Joe" who would like to do to America what that "Joe" did to Russia... if he still had enough brainpower to entertain any such personal ambitions, that is.)

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Dylan Baranski - December 20, 2021 - Report this comment
As Judas Priest once said: "One life, I'm gonna live it up!"
mad hatter - December 20, 2021 - Report this comment
well done
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2021 - Report this comment
As Judas Priest once said, "You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue." But it was well put-together.

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