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Song Parodies -> "Very Ebay Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Very Ebay Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Mitch Townley

The Lyrics

Had myself a "Very E-Bay Christmas"
Pay Pal's no friend of mine
Creditors are calling, can you spare a dime?

Had myself a "Very E-Bay Christmas"
Hate to get out-bid
Told my wife, "Yes dear, I really needed it"

The make up brush used by Tammy Fay
Shatner's old toupe, hair plugs.
A bumper for a Mercedes Benz
Signed by the cast of "Friends".

Lived online, new ISP was faster
Than dial-up would allow
Searching at "light speed",
more item's could be found

Eight tracks of Barry Manilow
A bag of Vermont snow, it's fresh
Sixty acres of prarie land
In Turkmenistan, the best.

Doesn't matter that my wife is leaving
I am feeling proud
Won all my auctions, paid twice the price of "Buy It Now"
I'm hooked on "E-Bay" but I am in denial now.
(c) 2004 Mitch Townley Studio Mac Sounds

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Agrimorfee - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Christmastime is great, anytime of year! :)
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
nice job...and how much for shatner's toupe ?....i know someone who would love that
Jan Unwin - March 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Having both bought and sold on eBay, I know that people will buy anything! (I saw an American flag made out of colored tampons that went for a good price) This comment is closing in 555 seconds.

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