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Song Parodies -> "Make Yourself A Merry Little Martyr"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Make Yourself A Merry Little Martyr"

Parody Written by:

Al Silver

The Lyrics

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It will be your last
On next Ramadan we'll gather 'round and fast.

Have yourself a happy dream of Santa
While you're snug in bed
On the other pillow will be Santa's head.

Here we are in medieval days
Happy evil days of gore.
Thirstily we drink Prancer's blood
Feast on Dancer's cud galore.

Inshallah we all will meet in Heaven
If jihad we vow
So hang an infidel upon the highest bough
And make yourself a merry little martyr now.

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 17

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Chris Caillouet - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Hey there, Mr. Jihadist, Merry F'in Christmas!
A parody of gold - keep jingling those Silver bells, Al.
Callmelennie - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Say, I heard "Bing" Laden do this one years ago
Patrick - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Let there be piece on earth. This would make a great recording, if any singer wanted to go the way of Salman Rushdie.
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Rushdie was protected by British SAS. They couldn't touch him.
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Glad to see you back. Sec code U2U; I wish 2U a jihadi Xmas, Channukah too; and Valentine's Day please.
Jonathan - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
they drink Reindeer blood? psh I think I'll pass eggnog is so much tastier! 5's

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