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Song Parodies -> "Just A Batch a' Sons Who Reek here At Guantanamo"

Original Song Title:

"On The Atchison, Topeka, And The Santa Fe"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Just A Batch a' Sons Who Reek here At Guantanamo"

Parody Written by:

Hitch

The Lyrics

Seven days left swingin' - by their arms,
The prisoners from 9/11...terror farms,
Pokes and slaps and grabs at the down below
Of a batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo

Since the story broke out - all the news
Named every kind of nasty torture agents use
What a bunch a' crap, says Dick Cheney, though,
'Bout you batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo

Here it comes, whoo oo oo oo, .hey Jim, strap Jamaal in that rig
Whoo oo oo oo, a little rectal feeding with a tube that's big..

No one sleeps in this - Hell Hotel
Gonna be' interrogatin'- quite a spell
Blastin' sorry songs by Manilow
For you batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo

Water board, water board, oo oo oo, let her drip, let her drip, Mr. CIA
Feel it flow, feel it flow - on your face this way
Shove your head near the fire till bright red it glows
Won't stop until the hair's smokin' in your nose

Place your butts on concrete, letcha' freeze and die
Fare thee well, values, pal, no more Mr. Nice Guy
Yes sirree, this is war, goin' all the way..
And won't stop till we learn - terror plans, today...

As you old ragheads start to - break and bend
I reckon some of you will meet your - virgin end
So where's your Nine Elevens now, Bozo
Just a batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 1.9
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 1   6
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 2   1
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 3   0
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 4   0
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Comment - January 06, 2015 - Report this comment
Despite a couple of hitches in pacing, this is very good, indeed. An ironic switch on an upbeat movie song that's nearly 70 years old, and which serves as sarcastic counterpoint to the horrors at Gitmo -- horrors with which the majority of voters on this parody approve. The morons have spoken, although they won't write a comment.
Due Process - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Excellent parody concept, which could do with a bit of polishing. Cheney is a criminal by international treaty standards, and whose transplanted heart has brought him no humanity or wisdom. If nothing else, the scoring on this parody has revealed this site to be basically a right-wing sewer and trog haven which shames America. Therefore, I'll leave the scoring "as is" for evidence, and not contribute my 5s.
Agrimorfee - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
The RW speak loud and carry a big stick for compensation. Not funny haha, but funny yeahthatsright. Not ashamed to score 555.
Due Process - January 07, 2015 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee is a RD (righteous dude). Hitch, you will never be reviewed for parody qua parody here. The litmus test is strictly political.
Patrick - January 08, 2015 - Report this comment
Barry Manilow? Maybe he should sue for royalties. At least Cuba is warm this time of year.

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