-> "Just A Batch a' Sons Who Reek here At Guantanamo"
Original Song Title:
"On The Atchison, Topeka, And The Santa Fe" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Just A Batch a' Sons Who Reek here At Guantanamo"
Seven days left swingin' - by their arms,
The prisoners from 9/11...terror farms,
Pokes and slaps and grabs at the down below
Of a batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo
Since the story broke out - all the news
Named every kind of nasty torture agents use
What a bunch a' crap, says Dick Cheney, though,
'Bout you batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo
Here it comes, whoo oo oo oo, .hey Jim, strap Jamaal in that rig
Whoo oo oo oo, a little rectal feeding with a tube that's big..
No one sleeps in this - Hell Hotel
Gonna be' interrogatin'- quite a spell
Blastin' sorry songs by Manilow
For you batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo
Water board, water board, oo oo oo, let her drip, let her drip, Mr. CIA
Feel it flow, feel it flow - on your face this way
Shove your head near the fire till bright red it glows
Won't stop until the hair's smokin' in your nose
Place your butts on concrete, letcha' freeze and die
Fare thee well, values, pal, no more Mr. Nice Guy
Yes sirree, this is war, goin' all the way..
And won't stop till we learn - terror plans, today...
As you old ragheads start to - break and bend
I reckon some of you will meet your - virgin end
So where's your Nine Elevens now, Bozo
Just a batch a' sons who reek here at Guantanamo
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