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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Carrie Little Prom Date"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Carrie Little Prom Date"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

First Halloween Carol of the season Merry Hallo-Christmas-ween Everybody!!! (Note: The original Judy Garland version doesn't have the extra stanza and chorus but many other versions of the song do...)
Have yourself a Carrie little Prom Date
Redhead causing strife
Heard her mom
"They'll all laugh at you stay inside"

Have yourself a Carrie little Prom Date
See that pig blood spray
"Plug it up!"
Her classmates will all chant today

This Prom Queen in a psychic craze
Has the school blaze, Flames roar
Hateful fiends, Who were mean to her
They'll be creamed by her, For sure

In such fear
Telekinetic powers
Used to wipe them out
She will flip a car before it runs her down
So have yourself a Carrie little Prom Date now

The students are slack-jaw amazed
They are so afraid, She storms
Tommy Ross and that Sue Snell bitch
Now regret the trick they formed

Knives will spear right through her angry mother
She'll bring down the house
Then she'll shoot her arm up from deep underground
So have yourself a Carrie little Prom Date now

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Callmelennie - November 03, 2014 - Report this comment
For some reason, I just can't feature Frank Sinatra or Judy Garland singing "See the pig blood spray."
Jonathan - November 03, 2014 - Report this comment
"they're all gonna laugh at you!" but considering this was a parody I'm guessing that's what you were going for! Carrie Christmas! 5's
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Bloody good fun. this movie has been a major freak out for me. It wasn't until my mid 20s that I could Look at posters for it without squirming.

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