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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Petty, Bitchy Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Petty, Bitchy Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Have yourself a petty, bitchy Christmas,
Point out what's not right
Every flaw
And niggle should be brought to light

Have yourself a petty, bitchy Christmas,
Make those bastards pay,
For the shit
They give you every other day

Presents aren't OK at all
And they say it's all your fault
Wind-ups that are devious
Lead to griev-ious assault

Through the years
Until you get remission
If the courts allow
Only Christmas prison visits anyhow
Wish you'd not had a petty, bitchy Christmas, now.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Jonathan - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
5's and have a Merry Christmas Phil!
WarrenB - December 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Simple and succinct. My fave of the day. Well done Mr Alexander.
From one old fart to another - December 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Last chance?
LittleTwerktress - December 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Interesting play on words . . . Carry on, Sir !

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