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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Fairy Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Fairy Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

have yourself a fairy little christmas
make the yuletide gay
be a flaming queen, if only for one day

HAVE YOURSELF A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS
HOMOS JUST AINT RIGHT
LIVE A STRAIGHT LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY AND NIGHT

we're as diff'rent as night and day
I'M STRAIGHT
i am gay
I KNOW
maybe some day you'll understand
LET GO OF MY HAND, JUST BLOW

thru the years, i'll always be a homo
SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED
i know what you think, you say it very loud
WELL I AM STRAIGHT
and i am gay and i am proud
if anyone is offended by this, just keep repeating, it's only a parody, it's only a parody...
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Diddims - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
How can something be funny, meaningful, and insulting at the same time?
Danny - September 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Is this a troll?

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