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Song Parodies -> "Have Yourself A Maury Little Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Original Performer:

Judy Garland

Parody Song Title:

"Have Yourself A Maury Little Christmas"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Have yourself a Maury little Christmas,
Facts of life corral
Where you'll learn that sexy Mira's
Really Mal.

Have yourself a Maury little Christmas
Emotions run deep
Every other word you strain
To bleep..

It's been on since the Springer days
Those old swinger days of jeer
Faithul friends become enemies,
As realities appear..

Porn and Poon are casual daily topics
Is he straight or gay?
Are we cheating when we hump
The cyber way?
Find out and have
A Maury little Christmas day..

(Com'l interruption)

Have yourself a Maury little Christmas
Watch the Povich Show
Hear the crowd go crazy
See the teardrops flow..

Have yourself a Maury little Christmas
Is her mate untrue?
Polygraph shows that he slept
With thirty-two..

Lovely girl - baby holdin' days
Diaper foldin' days - wash, Biz
Her mate, Earl,
Swears ten dudes she's kissed
He's here to insist - not his!

Now, we learn results of test, paternal
Our old boy just had
Ninety-nine point nine percent
Shows he's Earl's lad..
So, have yourself a Maury little Christmas,

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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 5   5

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Patrick - December 20, 2012 - Report this comment
The only thing worse than television is daytime television. Something better: this song. I always wondered why people would take their personal problems to some TV stranger and fight it out for the whole world to watch. Unless, of course, Maury and Jerry and Steve are as real as professional wrestling. I like the ending "Merry Christmas, Dad".
John Barry - December 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Is this buffoon still on?!
Rob Arndt - December 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked Maury for a while- 555! I'd rather watch him than Oprah's b*tch Dr. Phil anyday and way back when I hated Phil ;-)
AFW - December 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks to Patrick, and John..yeah, still on, at least in my area...syndicated, I guess.
AFW - December 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob...I don't really watch a lot of these a lot of CNN
Barry J. Mitchel - December 21, 2012 - Report this comment
I never watch that show, but from what I hear about it, it (as well as Jerry Springer's) deserves your parody, which deserves 5s.

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